Meet the Vasa Trainer Pro: an exercise device that helps you improve sports-specific performance, power, speed, balance, and core stability. It supports over 200 exercises and relies on your own bodyweight. It has tapered anatomic bench, pull-up strap bar, modular handles and paddles, and pulley cable system to get the job done. Sets you back under $1000 at this time.
The above video just gives you a quick look at how this machine works.